Win her over with your awesomeness

I have few fears in my life, I would be rather scared if I was trapped in a cage with a Lion, If I had to fight Mike Tyson or if I had to defuse a nuclear bomb. But of late I have realised something that I cant really explain or make sense of, I'm scared of girls. OK, its not so clean cut as that. I'm not actually scared of all girls. I can easily interact and have a party with members of the finer sex, It's the ones that catch my eye that have this way of turning me into a young boy. I have no idea why, I mean I think the reason for this is because I am attracted to them and thus I am concerned about what they think of me. But that makes no sense, I should be confident and cool around them, but instead I become quiet and shy and this makes the odds of attracting them very low if not zero. Its a problem that needs to be rectified with great urgency

Just the other night I was faced with a fine young lass, I had been talking and socialising the entire night, but as soon as this girl entered our social group I quickly introverted and became quiet. I later saw her running around with a moron, it was then that I realised that I have the entire game "wrong", there was no way in hell that this guy had anything that I didn't have, sadly I was wrong. John Doe was no smarter, handsome or richer then I was, what he had that I lacked was confidence. I have heard it a thousand times "if you want to attract girls be confident" but it never made sense until I saw these events unfold.

OK, I'm not saying that from now I'm going to shag the Playboy Top 100 because I've found the missing link that makes women behave like they do in an AXE advert. I think I just need to adopt a new perspective. I am not a poor example of a man, and I need to behave in a manner that portrays that.

So, basically to revise this in a simple conclusion: Stop being a bitch mark, or your going to be spending winter alone, real men use women as heaters. But most of all be who you are and stop doubting yourself.

I also realised something, real men don't drink pink drinks, they drink their girlfriend's pink drinks