Don't Do Drugs Kids

We all remember Paris Hilton's sex tape "One night in Paris", where the young Millionairess was seen by millions of people getting down and dirty with her then boyfriend Rick Salomon. The general community simply shrugged it off saying things along the line of "She is allowed to perform oral sex on that man". Paris managed to make headlines once again during the 2010 World Cup in our own backyard, when the former Playboy Playmate was arrested for possession of one "Dagga Cigarette". Paris was fined a hefty R1000 for being so very naughty. I'm sure she was greatly upset by the entire experience and has most likely changed her ways  

I was recently reading through the Rolling Stone website and saw a list of famous Athletes who were either caught in possession or smoking the devil's lettuce. Most of the Athletes mentioned were either professional Baseball or American Football players and honestly I don't care about these sports much. The only culprit I recognized was 14-times Olympic Gold Medal winner Michael Phelps, who won a record 8 Gold medals at the Beijing Olympic Games. Eye witnesses claimed that the American Olympic Swimming Champion had obviously smoked before as he handled the smoking apparatus with experience and skill. However, eye witnesses did claim that Phelps got paranoid and ran away shortly after smoking. Phelps's Olympic team tried bribing "News of the World" into not publishing the photo as it could have lost Phelps his sponsors and possibly ruined his career.However, Phelps has continued swimming and is considered as one of the best in swimming history.

Another pipe smoking bastard who even the world mastermind champion would not guess is Haley Joel Osmet. The young actor who won the heart's of so many young girls and homosexual men, while testing the gag reflex's of everyone els  was caught in 2006 with possession of the evil herb and driving under the influence of alcohol. Osmet drove his car into a brick mail box and over turned his car. The young girlish looking boy who played minor roles in films and series like Touched by an Angel, Walker Texas Ranger(as a child dying of AIDS), Forest Gump, Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas, Bogus and blockbuster The Sixth Sense was sentenced to a bunch of humiliating punishments. It should teach this young vegetarian that drugs are the devils work. 

It turns out that Paris Hilton is not the only girl in the world who smokes the dreaded "Dagga Cigarette". The British born star of the hit television series "The OC" Mischa Barton was caught on the 27th of December 2007 driving under the influence of (and I quote) "an alcoholic beverage" and was also found to be in possession of Reefer. It was later found out that this young lass did not have a drivers licence and was going to be in big big trouble. The beautiful lass used all of her sassy and got off with a 3 year suspended sentence. Barton was quoted in saying "I was pulled over... just that. Obviously, I’m 100 percent responsible for my actions in this case and I’m really disappointed in myself... I don’t know what to say about it, except that I’m not perfect and I just don’t ever intend to do something this stupid again".  On January 21, 2010, Barton was sued by her New York landlord for refusing to pay three months of $7000 per month rent on her apartment.

It seems that this trend of Drug abuse is ripe amongst supposed A-list celebrities. In 1970 Billy Murray was arrested for trying to smuggle 9 pounds of marijuana through Chicago's O'Hare Airport. Tim "the tool-man" Taylor has been caught multiple times for possession and in one case for the smuggling of Cannabis and Cocaine. In 2001 Jennifer Aniston was quoted in saying "I enjoy smoking cannabis and see no harm in it".Arnold Schwarzenegger admitted prior to winning the California Governorship that he has smoked cannabis on numerous occasions in his youth and young adulthood. George Washington grew Hemp apparently, how true that is I am not sure. My favorite case of celebrity Drug abuse is Paul Reubens, otherwise known as PeeWee Hermans. PeeWee was arrested in 1971 for possession of Pot, and then famously detained in 1991 for indecent exposure, Poor PeeWee. 

Drugs are bad Kids. As this 1950's video accurately depicts.